More facts: The Earth didn’t have an oxygen atmosphere until the 29th of October, the last ice age ended less than 30 seconds ago, and the crusades happened less than 2 seconds ago.
Hey look, it’s Green Dini! We haven’t seen him in over 3 months!
SPACE COMICS ARE BAAAAACK!!! Man this took a long time (remember when Sedna was a 4-panel comic strip? Neither do I).
Possibly my favourite thing about space is that the sheer scale is beyond what our human brains can possibly comprehend. No matter how hard you try, it’s simply impossible to visualise what a billion years or a 140 billion billion t-rexes looks like.
And yes, I expect all school textbooks to start using t-rexes as a unit of measurement from now on (which for the record is about 8160 kg or 130 adult humans).
OHMYGODITSFINALLYOVER! 5 comics, 65 panels… remind me never to do this again. 😐
Now I wish I could go back in time and tell kid me that playing with his pencil case instead of paying attention to class would actually pay off one day. In your face teachers!
MUAHAHAHAHA, cliffhanger! Everyone loves cliffhangers!
So dear readers, what happens next? Will the last hero standing manage to save the day? Or will chaos and bad stationery puns reign throughout the table galaxy? Find out this Thursday when we bring you the FINAL EPISODE OF PENCIL WARS!
(Man this suspense thing is fun! Why on Earth have I been doing a gag-a-day strip this whole time?)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Will his sacrifice be in vain? Will our heroes’ homes and families be blasted into oblivion? And will poor Dini survive Sedna’s melodramatic imagination? Find out next week in episode 4!
Wait, do pens even have families? Are there pilots inside the pens, or are the pens themselves sentient like in Cars? Hang on, do the characters in Cars have families? I’m so confused.
Oh no! The ink-pire strikes back! How can our heroes repel water power of THAT magnitude? Tune in on Saturday for episode 3!
By the way, I hope everyone’s seen Rogue One by now. Great movie. Especially the end, just… wow!
Whew, this took AGES. 16 panels – a new record! Let’s see how long it lasts.
I’m really excited about this story arc, and this is only episode 1, so come back on Thursday for the even better sequel. It’s gonna’ be EPIC! (hopefully)