More facts: The Earth didn’t have an oxygen atmosphere until the 29th of October, the last ice age ended less than 30 seconds ago, and the crusades happened less than 2 seconds ago.
I should probably clarify that birds evolved from Therodpods, a suborder of dinosaurs that includes the T-rex. They didn’t literally evolve from the T-rex. Still a downgrade though in my opinion.
Real men don’t outgrow dinosaurs.